User:Delboyz /The US supreme court to ban breathing!
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28 August 2010
Washington DC, United States of Abstinence -- US congress passed the Suffication act today which will put a nationwide ban on breathing. While this move has been widely criticized, both Republicans and Democrats agree that breathing is the leading cause for drug addiction, murder, rape, war, hunger, poverty and emos and should therefore be banned forever. The Suffication act will become legit in midnight tonight, so enjoy your time left, in the meantime, I'm going to a strip club.