User:Cowation

RIP Cowation

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May you Rest In Peace.

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This Admin has run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. Please do not disturb. (Find another Admin to bother.)

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CUN CUN CUN CUN CUN CUN OFFICIAL COMMANDER! That means I outrank administrators. Put self-promotion back!

On June 16 2005, Cowation was the featured article, and I was the happiest cow on uncyclopedia! I did write cowation, by the way. And maybe self-promotion Nope, they deleted self-promotion.

But I still have RPG

And, do you believe this, my best article yet, meatloaf, didn't get credited to me like cowation didn't. What a rip off.

The Most Quotable Smackdown of All Time I'm particularly proud of.

My Secret agenda:
      objective                     status
1. Write Featured Article            completed!
2. Become Featured Writer            in progress...
3. Become administrator (mo power)
4. World Domination                  looking a little iffy...

My talk page is Uncyclopedia:Forum