User:Cookiemonster69/Butt Sack

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THE BUTT SAC[edit | edit source]

First originated in 39003097 B.C. when a dutch sailor Landed at Mt Cameltoelosphous and discovered the inhabiting tribe (known as the Ballchinians) to certain unpleaseant physical qualities. Upon further examination he learned that the large protuding pouch (72 inches x 29 feet)was a birth defect passed on by the tribe leader Barackus Obamanaeous who made sweet love to pocahontas as seen in the disney movie Blowahontas. This was the first encounter with the Butt Sac.