User:Cloyster/Uncyclopspedia

Welcome to the Uncyclopspedia!

You were close! Type it in again, you’ll get the spelling right next time.

“ DAMN IT! spelled it wrong again!”

~ Oscar Wildes on The Uncyclopspedia

“ Come on! You didn't have to tie ME into this!”

~ A real Cyclops on The Uncyclopspedia

“ All I was trying to do was type in a ser-OH CRAP NO! AN ADMIN! EXPAND THE ARTICLE EXPAND THE ARTICLE!”

~ The little virtual letter people of this article

“ No time! We have to do something! The innocent particles of comedic genius must be preserved!”

~ Mayor of the little virtual letter people of this article

“ WE'RE SAVED! A DAM HAS BEEN BUILT! ”

~ Mayor of the little virtual letter people of this article

“ HURRAH! WE'RE SAVED!”

~ The little virtual letter people of this article

“ But for how long?”

~ Jimbo Wales