User:Chip with dip

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“He was a good man, but an even better sex toy.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Chip With Dip

“In Soviet Russia, chip dip YOU!!”

~ Russian Reversal on Chip With Dip

His Life[edit | edit source]

The late Chip With Dip (or chee-wee-dee) has been eating for approximately 1 000 000 000.62 years. He was supposedly the creator of the universe before high school bully and friend God came and filled it with sand and mild salsa. Chip With Dip spent the rest of his life trying to summon the Anti-Grue to destry the Grue who ate his pet Grue.

Grue's hate this article.
If I were you I'd be dead by now.