User:Charliescott112
Daglingworth[edit | edit source]
Daglingworth is know for it's natural beauty and landscape. But most of all it's community. Every week the local bike ride squad set out lead by squadron leader Vicki Downie. Vicki has clocked over 1200 hours of bike riding and is the most experienced in the area. Unfortunately it is nearly deserted apart from it's few lovely bikers and chavs.
One of the many deserted roads in Daglingworth
Crime[edit | edit source]
Well known criminals are Alex Pascoe, know for his chavvy hair cut and earrings. He has attacked and curbed over 100 people in the small town. This is probably one of the main reasons it's deserted.
A Glimmer of Hope[edit | edit source]
A super creature has recently been spotted in the area. He does not work alone, there are numerous sightings of him with a female companion, we do not yet know whether they are together, we can only speculate. The male is know as the scottmister and the female as pascoenator, we warn you to keep away from these dangerous people. They however, are fighting of the chavvy wrath of Alex Pascoe and hopefully bringing tourism back to Daglingworth. Mayflower house is in the spotlight now after reports suggest hear is there.
Best Car of the Village[edit | edit source]
The best car of the village award 2009 has been awarded to a red ford fiesta, the most stylish car in the village.
Unliked Known residence .[edit | edit source]
THE DICKHEADS OF THE VILLAGE ARE IN LITTLE NUMBERS. but there are some :( OLIVER TAYLOR IS A OVER SENSITIVE MANIPULATING BELLEND. and the scottmister promises to remove this species.
thanks for your time ;) Charlieeeeex