User:Chaoarren/Lime cat
The lime cat is one of the only things funny about Encyclopedia Dramatica. It has commonly a lime hat on while looking at the viewer as he/she is about to be offended while scrolling slowly down the page.
Birth[edit | edit source]
The Lime cat was born in 2006 around the time ED was created. The cats mother was brutally killed in an accident pictured by ED. It was taken in by one of the users there and given a lime hat. Thus started the lime cat.
Life[edit | edit source]
The Lime cat always has its lime hat on its head. It was photographed to put in ED's Offended article.
“Thanks for your consern. Where you offended by what you just saw? Please scroll down slowly across the screen.”
Death[edit | edit source]
ED got fed up of the Lime cat and had the lime hat ripped off the cat along with its brain.
They took a picture of it and put it in the offended page. Thus ending the lime cat.