User:CartoonDiablo/Naruto
| Naruto | |
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| Creator(s) | Masashi Kishimoto |
| Publisher(s) | Gay Pride Monthly |
| Popularity | Overwhelming |
| Money made | $600 Billion |
| Genre | Comedy, Drama, Hentai, Yoai, |
| TV Channel | Cartoon Network |
| Rating(s) | Overly well |
| Audience(s) | 11 year old girls |
| Media(s) | Manga, Anime, Novel |
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“In Soviet Russia It Belives YOU!”
“I LOVE Naruto!”
“My favourite Manga”
Naruto is a manga and anime about a mentally retarded, "homosexual geisha in training" by the name of Naruto Uzumaki. The series follows Naruto as he tries to became the town whore the highest regarded achievement of the geisha.
Naruto resides in the Geisha Academy which is where Naruto trains to become better and better. The series was originally published in Gay Pride Monthly until it was produced as its own manga and has sold millions since.
Plot Overview[edit | edit source]
12 years predating the events in the series an overwhelmingly attractive geisha the Nine ****ed Sex Demon had the ability to make every single man in the entire village flock to her and was threating to take over the village and make all the local sex clubs and the red lights district go out of business.
The strongest of the prostitutes: The Town whore fought back and put the spirit of the Demon into a mentally challenged newborn so that he could never be used again.
Years after, Naruto has a very small amount of control of his demon powers and continues to advance in his abilities.
The series ends however in Naruto getting getting gang raped by his emo friend Saske and him dieing.
Characters[edit | edit source]
List of the show's main characters:
| Name | Description |
|---|---|
| Naruto | An extremely loud and obnoxious retard who is unable to accomplish anything in life. |
| Sasuke | A whiny emo male geisha who is exceptionally good in his craft. |
| Sakura | A lesbian geisha who all boys are attracted to and is an utter dumbshit who is unable to comprehend anything.. |
| Kakashi | A lazy douchebag geisha who spends more time slacking off and doing pot then teaching his students. |
| Rock Lee | when god was out drinking he puked out a fucked up retard baby which was Rock Lee. |
The Naruto Success Paradox[edit | edit source]
Ever since the publication of the manga and it's overwhelming success. Scientists have questioned just how is it possible that "A show is sooo bad but sells so much at the same time.
| “ | We the researchers took a look at the shows: plot, characters and action
and have officially announced it to be one of the shittiest shows to have ever been crap out of Japan's trippy ass. That is why we find it so appalling that so many pathetic losers actually fool themselves into thinking it's a good show. This is similar into how millions fooled themselves into following Hitler or Stalin only to realize it was the wrong decision; we hope those fanboys will realize this too. |
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Criticism Among Real Geisha[edit | edit source]
Geisha often criticized the manga for it's gross exaggeration of their abilities while lacking anything that so much as resembles actual Geisha.
This criticism is based off the fact that the Geisha don't ware any of the trademark white makeup or have the traditional robes and other various garments. It also lies in the fact that the profession is treaty as nothing more then prostitution with magical powers where as it is more of an art form and is mainly described as an "entertainer" more so then a prostitute.
Fanbase[edit | edit source]
The fanbase for the show and manga is exceptionally strong and consists of 11 year old girls who have nothing better to do, Loser emos (primarily girls) who outside their busy schedule of whining and cutting themselves will take tine out to read the manga often times relating to with thier homosexuality. Others include little seven year old boys and 40 year old men that live with their parents.
People who are fans are often called Narutards and have an overwhelming love for the anime and manga. They are typically described as having no social life what-so-ever and continually talk about Naruto where ever they go.