User:Captainmoondog

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Q: Help!!! I Can't Breath.

A: Why are you here then?

Q: I ask the questions, nerd.

A: Sheesh, get a life.

Q: No!

A: Well, I tried.

Q: Can I have a life?

A: You said "no" so, lemme think, NO!!

Q: Were you born on a highway? that's where most accidents happen.

A: No, but your mom was.


I know you hear me, yeah that's right, look at me!!!

DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM????

I AM THE ONE!! WHO WILL EAT PIZZA!!!

Wait a minute... Who are you?[edit | edit source]

well, your mom.

For real????[edit | edit source]

no, for fake!

oh I was excited to meet you. :([edit | edit source]

Too bad.[edit | edit source]

well, will you return?[edit | edit source]

snakes.

nope, its a lie.