Amusing Quotations[edit | edit source]

(The following quotations are not necessarily made by me and may or may not be cited. Un-cited quotations are marked with an *.)

Friends don't let friends invade Russia with winter approaching*.
Give a man a match and you keep him warm for a moment; light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
It takes more muscles to frown than to smile...burn more calories on the "angry diet."*
The leading cause of divorce worldwide is marriage.*
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.*
If you ever saw a Game Boy that was broken, it's because it lost a boxing match with a nuclear bomb...on points. - S. F.
Failure is just success rounded down.*
In Soviet Russia, game loses YOU!!...but we're not in Soviet Russia, are we?!
Vegetarians are eating the rainforest.*
(NaOH)₂ swings both ways. - Dr. P. W.
"Cthulhu has no recent activity." - Facebook on Cthulhu

Tojo: What happen?

Yamamoto: Somebody set up us the bomb...twice.

Operator: We get radio signal.

Tojo: What!

Operator: Main speaker turn on.

Tojo: It's you!!

McArthur: How are you gentlemen!!

McArthur: All your island are belong to us.

McArthur: You are on the way to nuclear winter.

Tojo: What you say!!

McArthur: You have no chance to survive make your time.

McArthur: Ha ha ha ha...

Operator: Captain!!

Tojo: Take of every 'Kamakaze'!!

Tojo: You know what you doing.

Tojo: Move 'Kamakaze'.

Tojo: For great expansion.

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