User:CNNR777

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CNNR777[edit | edit source]

"lol fag!" David "Cocksy" Cocks on CNNR777

"Friggin' Idiot! Gosh!" Napoleon Dynamite on CNNR777

"This is the best 50th Anniversary ever!" Guy "Guuuuuuuuuuy" Clark on CNNR777 and Pie

“I heartly Endorse the Above and following Event and/or Product!”

~ King Kilvas on Guy Clark A.K.A. himself

Who the FUCK is CNNR777?[edit | edit source]

He's some random wigger in Australia. Real name Connor but his friends call him "Fat ass", "Shitty McShitpants" and "Hey Cunt Face!". He has created a faggy alter ego for himself known as "Conman"

Sounds Fascinating. Tell Me More...[edit | edit source]

He is a sexually frustrated and slightly narcissistic individual who lives in fantasy as a result of his isolation from actual human encounters. He has WAY too much time on his hands and spends it photoshopping himself into movie posters. For Example...

Conman4.0.jpg

ConmanChipmunks.jpg

RunConman.jpg

ConmanScarface.jpg

GearsOfConman.jpg

Conmaniv.jpg

Just a few of the atrocities he has created.

Jesus Christ! Are his friends as messed up as him?[edit | edit source]

Indeed they are...

*Guy Clark[edit | edit source]

GuyClarkEat.jpg Look at him trying to devour the helpless Connor. Equally retarded if not more so...No wait...he's way more fucked up, Guy recently moved to the middle of butt fuck nowhere. Some of Guy's more retarded work include...

ConnorWTF.jpg

GuyClarkYoutube.jpg

*Joseph[edit | edit source]

Here he is eating a child or "Hot Dog"

JosephHotdog.jpg

*Michael/Sam Ashworth[edit | edit source]

Simply known as Ashworth

*David "Cocksy" Cocks[edit | edit source]

An asian. Rofl his last name is Cocks

*Shirantha, Prabhath and Ian[edit | edit source]

The Sri-Lankans

*Rhys Jones[edit | edit source]

Always happy

*Jake[edit | edit source]

Jake...pretty much sums him up

*Will[edit | edit source]

Vietnamese

*Hayden[edit | edit source]

Kinda short but taller than Shirantha. Oh and he's white

These people all sound dangerous. Should they be avoided?[edit | edit source]

Yes. At all costs avoid these individuals Contact with one or more may cause your head to asplode

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