Brazilian Rick Sanchez/sandbox
The Desciclopédia, a enciclopédia livre de conteúdo it's the best Uncyclopedia, according to their users. But in fact, it's not so good compared to us, because in years they keeped using the same jokes (Captain Birth, Chuck Norris, Dercy Gonçalves, Emo, etc...), while we just use Oscar Wilde, and they even fill their pages with dumb quotes and templates.
All of us know that Brazil are a poor and corrupt country, this can be perceived as seeing some of the bugs from the Desciclopédia, like: every week the website is not working; they don't put "DISPLAYTITLE" on red color, it's an common template; there's a lot of points on subsections; they don't guide the user while the start of page edition; and some other, all result of the country's poverty. Maybe you are asking "But what about Portugal people?" If you ain't idiot, you should know Brazil is the Zueira Country.
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Prehistory[edit | edit source]
When God created the universe, he was too bored and decided to create the life on Earth. The first organism he did was Dercy Gonçalves, that came between 3,5 billion years ago. Billions years passed after her birth, and the first humans came to the Earth. Uncyclopedic techniques were already common in prehistory. People made articles using rocks.
On South America, at Brazil's area, the native population was treating Dercy as a queen, giving her all the effort, just to have the rights to make jokes whit her. Some tribes believed that she would be a goddess. Brazilian population also learned the technique of sniffing kittens.[1]