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Urinating in a Ziploc bag is a method of contacting school officials.
Origins[edit | edit source]
Historians agree urinating in Ziploc bags began in the human genre Homophobe Obesis ere (apprx. 1913-2010). Urinating in a Ziploc bag is a favorite past time of high school students and is adopted by the popular artist community.
Influence[edit | edit source]
Shakespeare wrote several plays on urinating in ziploc bags including A Midsummer Night's Pee, Oyellow, Where you like it. ELO's Jeff Lynne wrote several songs including Ziploc love symphony# 1 which was featured on car commercials, 21st Century Bag and many others. Lady Gaga's song Bag Romance became a hit and already has a rigged amount of views on youtube. Popular homosexual tv show 'South Park' had an episode about urinating in ziploc bags (I know, but they will ;) ).
World War 2[edit | edit source]
Famous ziploc "baggers" include:
.John McCain nicknamed 'John the Ziploc cain' .Donald Trump .George Washington .Robert E. Lee .Ulysses Grant (most notably during the civil war)
Controversy[edit | edit source]
A high school student allegedly urinated in a Ziploc bag and attached it to the school bulletin board with a note saying "drug test this bitch". School officials punished the student but whether the student actually tacked it on the board is still debatable.
Sources[edit | edit source]
[Fuck you I don't need sources]