User:Bobafett424242
Welcome to Oblivion![edit | edit source]
My name is Joe, lol. Yes, that's my last name. Lol. I prefer you pronounce it (el-oh-el) Got that? Good. Now, my great grandfather, Omg, Joe, was the greatest haxxor of the 1800's. Meaning he could multiply three digit numbers. My dad is a qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmoligist, or as you might call it, "English Teacher at Haxxor High." I go to Ohio State University. We pwn fuckin' Michigan. Can anybody get me a picture of a goat killing a fan of Satan's secret NCAA team (mentioned above) for me to put on here?
Why OSU pwns[edit | edit source]
Wanna know why we pwn, eh? It's because we're trained by JIM FUCKIN' TRESSEL! AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA! Ok, nuff impersonating Moe. Seriously though, the omly team I can admit defeat to is the Gators because I know that one of these days, Penn State, the suckiest team on earth, is going to pwn them. When the Gators get worse players. I'd never admit defeat to a team beaten by the gay dancing lions, or as mentioned earlier, Penn State. Man, I hate those two n's! Why couldn't they just settle for one? Well, I digress. We pwn.
Types of iPods[edit | edit source]
- for OJ, the if iDidit pod
- for medieval times, the thyPod
- for men, the guyPod
- for interviewers, the whyPod
- for Lawyers, the liePod
- for emos, the cryPod
- for my math teacher Mr. O, the PiPod
- for a mime, the pod
- for an undertaker, the diePod
- for a snowy owl, the i RLY?
- for a stormtrooper, the tiePod
- for CATS, the ALL YOUR POD ARE BELONG TO i
More to come! Suggestions welcome, I'll credit you!