User:Blu Aardvark

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“Fear the ungodly proboscis. Fear the clowns. Fear the ocean blu. Fear the Aardvark. But don't worry too much about this guy.”

~ Oscar Wilde on sanity
אױ This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.

*Poke* These are not the penguins you are looking for. Move along now. I am here for no other purpose than to shit Unicycles. Or maybe revert a little vandalism, ignore a few rules, or impersonate Oscar Wilde. It all depends on whether or not the golf ball sees his shadow.

<3 Encyclopedia Dramatica, but I dun think I can link there.