User:Binabik powerbeard

Binabik Powerbeard is a great Dwarven king who fought in many Dwarf battles, killing many enemies of the Dwarven people. He is known by his long brown beard that sends out waves of power to nearby Dwarves. His beard can also shoot out fireballs. His hammer is also huge and made of REAL GOLD, and it can slice people in half. Yeah. A hammer that CAN SLICE PEOPLE IN HALF. He is also known to have the biggest penis mankind has ever seen. Some believe that his penis is the source of his power. They are wrong though. He's awesome anyway, his penis just adds to his GREAT POWER.

His most famous battle was the battle of the Fecal Hills, where he lead an army of some 5,000 dwarfs, and his ally, Kolki Gnomepants, lead 3,000 gnomes to what many thought would be their certain death, because they were going to fight against an army of 80,000 goblins of the East. He was wounded in this battle, but he lost no dwarfs and all 80,000 goblins were slain.

His first battle was also a great one, the battle of Anal Sex Valley, where he fought many vile pig people of the North. It was in that battle that his penis grew a remarkable 7inches an hour, and his beard grew more powerful with each swing of his MIGHTY HAMMER. At the end of the great battle, he had slain 666,666 pig people. He was a legend with the Dwarfen people, and he was sung about in many cool medieval Dwarf songs.

In conclusion, Binabik Powerbeard is among the greatest Dwarfs who ever lived. Bow down to him.