User:Bewa240z

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Bewa240z, also known as bewa, Greyscale and "Fatherless" (officially known as Eliza, she/they) is one of the most based motherfuckers out there. You will commonly find her either having sex with either of your parents because of her incredible charisma, playing Assetto Corsa, or constantly clicking Random Article on Wikipedia or Uncyclopedia.

Here are some fun facts about her!

  • Eliza uses she/her or they/them pronouns. She is trans-femme/non-binary, polyamourous and omnisexual.
  • She is from E*****d. Do not, for the love of god, support E*****d around her. She will bite.
  • Eliza speaks English and Swedish.
  • Om du kan läsa det här är du giltig och söt <3
  • She plays many games, including (but not limited to): Minecraft, Gmod, Assetto Corsa, Overwatch, Space Engineers, NFS and ETS2.
  • She is a huge car enthusiast. Huge. Car enthusiast. If you let her talk about engines for more than 30 mins, she's probably sexually attracted to you.
  • She also likes guns! And tanks! And history!
  • As per trans-femme law, she is an anarcho-socialist with her being publicly quoted saying "Fuck the government, that long-faced twatwaffle Rishi Sunak can suck my big fat balls and choke on them."