User:Benmachine

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Call this a "proof-of-concept". It's poorly executed, largely because I don't know enough Dylan, but it shows my plan. If by some chance you happen to come across this entirely orphaned page, feel free to add whatever you like.

Bob Dylan walked into the room of life, with the proverbial song-writing pencil in hand, on the 24th of May, 1941. Though eyewitness accounts differ, many say that soon after birth, he saw somebody naked and said "Who is that man?". This evidence of early verbal prowess was carried with him through early childhood, and teachers report he tried very hard in his English classes. However, his home environment was less comfortable, and often he didn't understand just what he would say when he got home.