User:Benbenbenb11/Lego Star Wars

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Lego Star Wars, a game for lots of different consoles, is a game which can be played on many different consoles where you walk around as an arrogant annoying guy with a torch. The game is nearly as good as E.T and has slightly better graphics, making it a must buy for all lovers of stupid irrelivant games where you achieve nothing whatsoever.

Unlike other games where you actually have a tiny amount of fun, lego starwars is a boring, dull game where you have a small amount of fun.

the story begins when two men with robes and torches are in a room. They walk out of the room and attack robots by hitting them with torches. One guy ends up being killed by another man who has clearly been ripped off by the face-painter who charged £19.95.

Some people make clones but they go to the dark side because they have cookies, Anikan Skywalker puts on a darth vader voice changing mask and is so ugly he makes people scream and Yoda turns into a hedgehog.

In the end, A spaceship gets blown up and more people die, bringing the end to a seemingly pointless war.

Years after making the films, some guy decided to make a game but with lego characters that can be played on many different consoles.

And this is how lego starwars was born.