User:Bbgunbb/The great dog vs cat war

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Intro[edit | edit source]

The war was started because the cats where tired of being chased by dogs or huffed and the dogs became strong because they where ordered to catch cats for humans huffing purposes. IE: The dogs got ROIDS.

a rare pic of doggi 1 seen here after he heroically recaptured the litter box

It begins[edit | edit source]

Fluffy(team:cat): AHHHH WTF HELPZ!!!11!!

Sno ballz(team:cat): ? O sht wtf doggi alert doggi alert! NOOOOES

Fluffy(team:cat) has been huffed by brian

Sno ballz(team:cat): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO som body save him

brian has given doggi 1 ROIDS

doggi 1 controls LITTR BOX

doggi 1 has bslaped Sno ballz(team:cat)

brian's house is now controlled by brian

doggi 1: W3 Pwns n00bz

Brian: omg im high agein omgz rofllol

brian is huffing sno ballz :'( sno ballz body wuz nevr recoved

At kitteh base[edit | edit source]

Unhuffible(leader:cat): This is unaceptible :( two cats lost and brians house is undr ther control! send parthuffable to retake the nabrhood!

Retard cat: kk

Retard cat: u dont hav 2 b3 all gay and stuff itz just a

Retard cat has been muted

Retard cat: :(

Bak at brianz house[edit | edit source]

Brian: bring meh mor kittehs 2 huff

Doggi 1 has a lasr

brian is idle

Doggi 1: :D

Teh fuz counter atacks from across the street

teh fuz: ATACK

Doggi 1: OMG WTF

teh fuz: IM FIRIN MAI LASR

Doggi 1 has been hit by teh fuz'z shoop da woop

Doggi 1 has been killed

the fuz: omg 2 ez

reninforce mintz[edit | edit source]

chewwawa has joined the game

I has hot dog has joined the game

teh fuz: omg noobs

chewwawa has used cheat 'in soviet russia'

teh fuz: ?

IN SOVIET RUSSIA DOG LASRS U!!!!!

teh fuz: OMG HACKS RUN AWAi

teh fuz has died

chewwawa has lost ADMIN POWA

chewwawa: dam it wtf anti admin cheat pach?

I has hot dog added mounted guns pach (cat)

chewwawa: wut is dat?

I has hot dog has left the game (2 retareded)