User:BabyRosalina76/Pittsburgh Steelers
| Year founded: So long ago that nobody knows. | |||
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| City | Pittsburg, Pennsylvania | ||
| Team colors | Microwave Black, Urine Yellow | ||
| Head Coach | Hitler | ||
| Quarterback |  Ben Worthlessberger
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| Number of Fans | 0 (They suck) | ||
| Mascot(s) | an exploding star, toilets worldwide and Super Mario Galaxy | ||
| Super Bowls | Nobody likes them, so nobody cares | ||
| Other League Teams | Reynoldsburg Raiders, Pissed Off Unikitty, the Yoshi Eggs | ||
| Nicknames | Squealers | ||
The Pittsburgh Squealers are a very messed up football team that eats innocent golden retrievers and too many steroids. Their current head coach, Aldof Hitler, is a bastard who played for the Minnesota Vikings during world war one.
Roster[edit | edit source]
The roster includes star players like Ben Worthlessberger, Troy Polapoopoo, multiple Zhu Zhu Pets and Yo Mama.
Highlight Seasons[edit | edit source]
1562[edit | edit source]
In 1562 the Squealers won their first game against the Clowns. It happened in the 823,091,672,147th overtime, as Clowns QB Lucy Pusskins vomited on the ball and nobody wanted to touch it. "I feel like I have to take a shit, so shut the fuck up!" Pusskins said after the play.
1902[edit | edit source]
Aldof Hitlers quits his running back job with the Vikings and starts coaching the Squealers. Hitler, an immortal asshole, still coaches the team today.
Never[edit | edit source]
The Squealers win the Puppy Bowl. Plus they ate Aberdeen, the other team's running back.