User:BILLYSGRANDMA/Four Swords Adventure
| The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventure | |
|---|---|
 Ohh... Oh My | |
| Developer(s) | Wilufukmi Games |
| Release date | 1992 |
| Genre | Action-Adventure |
| Platform(s) | GameBoy Advanced/GameCube |
| Rating | OA (Overweight Adults |
| Would Emperor Palpatine play it? | Wait, You mean there are FOUR BOYS?! I'm in. |
The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords, This Game was released in the Summer of 92', during it's Prime Time, it was packaged in a White Box That Had a picture 4 boys on it, Also, The Over 40 year old Male Population began to buy the game rapidly. Mainly the Single, Creepy looking ones However.
Plot[edit | edit source]
The Plot Begins with 4 room-mates, Playing with eachother, When a Man comes in and Begins to call them Gays. They Beat him up and say "WERE NOT GAY!?". The Room-mates were: Bibbley, The Overweight Jack-off who does nothing but sit at home and watch porn on Link's Laptop. Link, The Fearless Leader Who learns alot about himself, and life in the adventure. Rebber, A Bad-Ass Who doesn't play by anyone's Rules, He's a Punk on the Outside but on this inside, he's a caring loving soul. Lanky, The Tard'.
They Found out that Link's Girlfriend Zelda was Arrested for Prostitution By Ganondorf, So they set off to Rescue her.
Level 1[edit | edit source]
Level 1, You must go through the Kokori Forest.
Enemies[edit | edit source]
The Enemies include:
- Doko-Doko (Baboons, But with a weird homosexual Spin!)
- Suduki (Horses with Giant-Ass Heads, If you kill them you Get food!)
Level 1 Plot[edit | edit source]
Once in the Forest You fight for 10 minutes without a cutscene, Where Link says "We should stop here." The Others Agree, So They Set up a Tent and The Sun goes down, They Go into the Tent, Where inside there is a Big Fight, It started because Bibbley ate all-of the Food. "YOU ASS!" Rebber says/ "Reb, It's not his Fault!" Link Replys, "WHAT THE FUCK HE ATE MY FOOD >:(" "STFU" "NO YOU SHUT UP," At this time Lanky Shits his Pants.
Level 2[edit | edit source]
Once