User:B4TTLEMOOSE
B4TTLEMOOSE is basically a kid who would lick an XBOX 360's ass if it had one, and headbangs to screamo hardcore music. He was created by Harry Potter's evil twin, who obviously likes to sex horses in his free time.
B4TTLEMOOSE is an emo kid[edit | edit source]
He's probably emo because the horse tried to cram him back into its uterus once he was born. He currently resides in a giant hole, stuck with a loli-craving, inflation-fetishist who lives with his mother, where MOOSE was probably traumatized by so many intimate (incestful) moments they shared. And thus, his shitty, generic political poetry and use of the eff-word began. As he grew, so did his vocabulary, and the love of the moose, maybe a bit too much. After a 72 hour session in front of his computer watching bootlegs of Invader Zim, he realized that this was how he was going to get laughs: Putting moose and muffins in front of everything he says. At least he didn't make a fucking slash yaoi series.
Moar lulzgasms 4 uuuu!!111one[edit | edit source]
STOP THE PRESSES! HE WROTE FUCKING POLITICAL POETRY!!!!! Not only is it obvious that he does not know what the fuck he's talking about, but he always seems to have some sort of "meaning". When will it end? Not even Mr. Prez does. He is also a good example of why most children shouldn't sniff glue. After joining SA and DA for no apparent reason, he decided to post his political and "hi-larious" artwork. Yes, putting a picture of George Bush in a Fred Flintstone costume, and scribbling all over it with the shitty MSPaint tool is sure to get laughs, because it is "SOOOOOOOO RANDOM".
And it keeps going and going and going and going...[edit | edit source]
To take a good look at how well he knows about the history of America, we have found a link to his gallery:
B4TTLEMOOSE's deep, political gallery.