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Deathly Afraid.

With chords!

Change shit. But not the chords. I like them.

First Verse

C         Fm       C       Fm  
Seeing blood when I pee.
C         Fm           D      F7  
Xenu's thetans are out to get me.
C         Fm       C       Fm
Jar-Jar Binks in my favorite movie. 
C       Fm        D               F7 
Waking up with The Burger King to greet me.

Chorus

F         G#                 C       G
This is a list of things that scare me to death.
F         G#                 C       G
I'd really rather have my last breath
F         G#                 C       G
This is a list of things I'd rather not see
          A               E            F      G
Don't let it be, please make my mind free
                  C
From this treachery.

Second Verse

Nothing I do matters, nor ever will.
Emo kids have a place in society to fill.
That sexy girl may be a hermaphrodite. 
The monster in my toilet may attack tonight.

Chorus

Third Verse

Am                E
I may be Hitler's grandson.
F                 G
Finding semen on the bun.
Am                E
Seizures from Pokemon.
F                 G
Bomb technicians on the run.
F        G         Am         D
Global Thermonuclear War
F        E         A         G
Sex with a cargo ship whore 
F        G         Am         D
Whatever's in Keith Richard's bong
F        E         A  
The audience won't like this song