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Steve

Steve is the dinosaur in the arrivals hall at jersey airport.

He can be found next to the baggage reclaim area. He is responsible for 98 percent of lost luggage claims as he enjoys snacking on Samsonite suitcases.

When Steve isn't eating your luggage he enjoys taking selfies. If you do see Steve at jersey airport do say hello and get a selfie, be careful though he does like to nap regularly and does not take kindly to being woken up.

People think of the Jersey cow as the islands mascot but in reality the true island hero is Steve.