User:Asfaltboy/Jodie

A typical note to jodie after we've had an argument.

Jodie is the greatest girl eva. Also known by her nicknames Jodz, Jodzie, Cookie, Sweetheart and "The Most Beautiful Girl In the Universe", Jodie is well known throughout wherever she lives (remains a confidential mistery)...

About Jodie

Jodie "My Love" Cooksie is the most adorable, most cute girl in the known universe. She holds the world records for smartest, most pretty, most sexy and also most hypnotising pretty baby in the world.

The Goddess - as she is referred to by all - is also the holder of numerious prizes in the fields of Humour, Funny, Wacky and Retard as well as majors in Genius, Artistic, Bright(!) and Goodlooking!

Moreover jodie has the nicest anotomy known to makind, including but not limited to: eyes (huge pretty ones), chin, nose, hair, ears, lips, breasts, legs, buzzum (also known as a perfect bum) and other great looking features :P !

In conclusion, jodie must forever be Paul's girl. This is not only because she's such a wonderful, sweet, loving, girl but also because she rocks my behind !!! :P

Who loves her

The whole universe lead by a guy named Paul. Who also occasionally likes to dress up as a ninja! :P

Say he's a darn cool lookin ninja!

Reasons for loving Jodie

See above "About Jodie" section above.

External Links

• see the official I love Jodzie home page.