User:Apollo1758/project4

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SEPTA is the main public transportation system of Philadelphia, whether you like it or not. If you do like SEPTA, that's probably because you are so poor you have no other way to get to work, and don't mind their insanely slow and unreliable service. If you don't like SEPTA, that's probably because you realized that sitting through heavy traffic on the Schuylkill Expressway or even attempting to ride a bike to work is faster than using SEPTA.

What does SEPTA actually stand for?[edit | edit source]

There are many theories about what SEPTA actually stands for.

Routes[edit | edit source]

Bus[edit | edit source]

Trackless Bus[edit | edit source]

Subway[edit | edit source]

Trackless Subway[edit | edit source]

Trolley[edit | edit source]

Trackless Trolleys[edit | edit source]

Regional Rail[edit | edit source]

Trackless Regional Rail[edit | edit source]

Ways in which SEPTA wants you to think your fare is being used[edit | edit source]

Ways in which the fare you pay for riding SEPTA is really used[edit | edit source]

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