User:Anti Anti Subtonic Neo/Jumping to conclusions

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Jumping to conclusions[edit | edit source]

Hi! If you've been redirected to this page, that means you've been jumping to conclusions.. Your legs have to be tired by now, due to your daring nature to assume, your friendships broken , and you're generally sad by now. I have broken several social pillars myself...and my childish nature has flawed my process in logic, leading to many nights alone in my basement. So I'd like to wake you on the knowledge because its SO HARD to get this informationotherwise!!! Here's your first piece of advice.

Stop skimming through things, and start breathing.[edit | edit source]

Breathing is essential, and cancels out the unnecessary act of jumping to conclusions.