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“Steve Balmer's best role yet.”
"Eton by a grue" is a 1968 cult classic featuring Eton schoolboys getting gruesomely disembowelled by Grues.
Plot[edit | edit source]
The film begins with three rather stupid school boys. They do the usual posh things (take drugs, play "Poh-lo", cheat on art exams), until one day when somebody started browsing uncyclopedia. Due to the fuss over "It should be uncyclopaedia". After one of the boys discovers the article on Grues, they decide to see if they can get a picture for their photography class. However, the Grue ends up eating them.
Script[edit | edit source]
Act 4, scene 5 (ending) <pre.raw style="border: 0px;">
< poshboy1 > Right, mumsy and dadsy aren't around to help me with this camera.
- canned laughter *
< poshboy2 > you can't tell a camera from a
- silence *
< poshboy2 > You think you can reach the
< poshboy3 > I hear a rather loud noise near us let me check
< poshboy2 > and while your at it you can make sure
- silence *
< poshboy1 > and how does this these
< poshboy2 > you can tie your own shoelaces
- Blood curdling scream *
< poshboy2 > that's a dreadful noise and I think
< poshboy1 > that it may come from the
< poshboy2 > we should go and check
- silence *
- blood curdling scream *
< poshboy1 > oh wait I haven't
< poshboy2 > I think where gotten into a you are death
- end of movie *
Controversy[edit | edit source]
The film has a score of 1.06 on imdb and only 36 people can admit to having watched the film, and is commonly cited as one of the worst movies of the 1960's. The Schoolboys have now all went on to become book authors about STDs, Conservatism and gay porn.