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THE CABAL CONSPIRACY

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In this game, you play as Francis Winkler, a Gay english teacher who has heard of the Cabal, and must find out what there plan is and stop it.

You have just Huffed a Kitten. You are in an office.

You see: A leaflet.


> Read leaflet

The leaflet reads:


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> Look

It is pitch dark. You are likely to be beaten by BENSON. How would you like To be eaten by a Grue, before being Redundant?