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Hi! I just joined here, and I yet have an article to write...


My first Attempt of an Article[edit | edit source]

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Graceland, Tennessee - After nearly 30 years of thought being dead, Elvis Presley was recently spotted at Graceland doing housework in a surpsing circumstance. Many were already suspicous that Elvis was alive.


Elvis lost weight as well.

Elvis Presley wanted to hide from the media. He has plans to sell Graceland and move to Aruba.

Elvis declined any such request to sign an autograph.

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