User:Americasvegetable

America's Vegetable is not Terri Schiavo. So stop asking. GOD. What, what, do I LOOK like her? Does she look like the kind of person that would be riding in the subway in the morning? What goes through your head, man? I mean, really. You know what, I am just insulted. I'm just gonna take the L train to work, okay? Thanks for making my day, thanks a lot.

'As Written

• Julia Roberts
• Beet
• a bit of Aristotle
• The Planet Formerly known as Pluto