User:Alice Riot

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Alice Riot(Birth name Christopher Michael Smith, Born February, 16th 1986, but teleported to 1993 after birth by his stripper mother) was born on the sunset strip of L.A. He is widley known as the leader of the Mötley Crüe and the savior and destroyer of many musical "groups". His leadership and intellect had brung back Glam Metal from the grave.

Biography[edit | edit source]

Birth[edit | edit source]

Chris's mother was a stripper on the sunset strip in the 80's and his father was probbly Nikki Sixx. He had the blood of a rockstar in his vains, but unlike others Chris was far more special then the other prostitues who get knocked up by every rockstar from the 80's Glam Scene. Knowing the danger of Glams fall to Grunge after Nirvana hit the mainstream. His stripper mother used a time machine and sent him into the care of another family to grow up and fight the evils to come and bring back Glam Metal.

The Mötley Crüe[edit | edit source]

Chris grew up in a medium sized town known as Bradenton, Florida. Growing up like most middle class familys. It wasnt until 2008 he would realise his destiny. Sometime after turning 15 he joined a Mötley Crüe and soon became the leader and plotted the revival of Glam Metal and kicking the ass of all the other pointless and useless Music goons. Chris grabbed his Guns and Roses(A signature weapon used by the Mötley Crüe's members for the higher ranking members, basically a pistol with a rose imprinted on it, but used Hair Metallum Bullets) and went down Skid Row(Mötley Crüe's Turf) which had been littered with gangsters trying to find a new drug selling corner after there leader was arrested.

And this was the start of the revival of Hair Metal, and how the Mötley Crüe began to reign in power over all others.

Mötley Crüe vs. The Gangsta Dictatorship[edit | edit source]

A typical Gangsta footsoldier seen at the battle of Skid Row

Walking down Skid Row Gangsters had invaded the home territory of the Mötley Crüe. Chris stood out as leader of the Mötley Crüe and tried to deal with them in a sensible manner. But as he should have known better, gangsters are as stubborn as chavs and cannot be dealed with. One pulled out a Pistol and shot one of his members, a friend to all named Alice. Chris grabbed a homemade riot shield and charged the gangsters while the Mötley Crüe with chains and lead pipes began to charge the gangsters and maul them into leaving and never coming back. This is where Chris recieved his nickname Alice Riot for his brilliant use of the Riot Shield and after the name of his lost friend Alice.

Mötley Crüe vs. The Punk Republic[edit | edit source]

After defeating the Gangsters at The Skid Row, the Punk Republic soon took notice of the growing power of the Mötley Crüe and decided they needed to be put down. The Punk's even though low in numbers were strong when together. The Punks arrived in old, rundown, corvettes and charged with no warning at a hair band(a Mötley Crüe scouting party) with brass knucles. Beating the hair band who was completely outmatched, Alice Riot joined in another fight at the Sunset Strip(A stripclub on the west side of town). The leader of the Punks approached Alice Riot and started to assault him. Grabbing his Lead Pipe he quicly bashed the leader over the face and the leader fell to the floor. The leader said

“Hello there Alice Riot, I know much about you and.. your kind.. and we were here to offer your hand in an alliance but we wanted to make sure you were strong enough. We know you are now, but we have come under attack by those which you call "gangsters". And request your help, they attacked our banished tribe the Emo's even though we dont really care about them, the one thing we cant stand is them coming onto our land and completely desicrating our ground. What do you say can your enterouge help us?”

~ Punk Leader on On aid for defense against gangsters

Chris nodded and the war with the punks was over, and soon the next day the epic war would begin in the neighboring town of Ramonia, in the Emonia District.

The Battle of Ramonia, Emonia District[edit | edit source]

The Glam Metalheads with the Punks soon arrived in the Emonia district almost all the Emonian resistance fighters had been eliminated and those that still survived were cowering in the dark corners of the district hoping for rescue. The punks and the Mötley Crüe battled there way to Hot Topic(A mall in Emonia) there they found a group of Emonians with there Razorblade rifles holed up in the cafeteria. The outcast(another term for Emonian) leader had approached and reported to the Punk leader and commanded his group of soldiers to follow.

We left Hot Topic and went to the main battlefront there were Emonian Tanks, Soldiers, and Airplanes fighting all around and were almost crushed by the Gangsta Dictatorship. The punks and Mötley Crüe(lead by Alice Riot) had flanked around No Mans land and proceded to bombard the gangster Gat Entrenchment giving the Emonians time to roll across no mans land and take down the Gangsta Base. The Base(also known as a Crib) was swiftly destroyed and the Gangsta's retreated to there own land. However this wasnt the end and a group even more devestating then the Gangsta's would soon come down from the cold north in there flying, icy, fortresses and put the punks and Mötley Crüe close to extinction.

Discography[edit | edit source]

Articles I Created[edit | edit source]

Articles I Made Not Suck[edit | edit source]

  1. Nu metal

Articles Currently Under Construction[edit | edit source]

  1. Thrash Metal
  2. Glam Metal