User:Aleksander100/Scientists discover new species called Shyamkey
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23 April 2010
Ahmedabad, Gujarat, India
Shyamkey is nothing but a human with mutated genes.
The mutation is caused when an undiscovered type of donkey transmits its genes
to a human host, the mutation causes the person to behave like a donkey.
On the diagram on the right part of your display ---> You can very well see what happens to the genes after mutation.
About The Research Team and The Discovery[edit | edit source]
Few weeks back a group of scientists Chintal,Tanisha,Tisha,Shimoli,Karan and Aleksander have discovered a new species called Shyamkey and hence formed a Shyamkey Research Institute which is dedicated to perform excessive sequences of research on this life form. Shyamkey was discovered after abnormal behaviors were seen in a human that are not done by a normal human and that led to the research and the discovery of the new species.
Shyamkey and The Disease[edit | edit source]
This is a very serious case as many reports have been there of people being infected by donkey genes but this mutation happens rarely when it does it forms a shyamkey. Thanks to our research we were able to compile a list of symptoms by our extensive observations done on shyamkey's behaviors and we discovered that shyamkey also spreads the "Shyamkey Disease" the disease is said to be very dangerous and can even take a life as the person will become lame. No vaccines yet.
These are the symptoms which we discovered till now, There might be more and we will keep updating you with them as we find out.
- Becoming Lame
- Vocabulary starts sucking.
- Starting to suffer from Amnesia.
- Getting attracted by the same gender.
- Brain gets out-dated.
One more thing Remember to wash your hands in case you touched donkeys or shyamkeys and avoid direct/indirect or eye contact with donkeys or shyamkeys. Once infected there is no cure as there are no vaccines. But keep in mind not all donkeys are contagious but Shyamkeys are!.
Note : ShyamKey is a Faggot
is a fag too
Crossbreeds[edit | edit source]
There have been reports of Shyamkeys crossbreeding with Bulldogs forming Bullkeys yet no confirmed cases as this is information is not provided by the Shyamkey Research Institute.
Sources[edit | edit source]
- "[ Shyamkey Research Institute's Public Release of Their Research Done On Shyamkey]" ', April 24, 2010