User:Aemunen

• Aemunen used to think pouring hot chocolate on his ex would produce a remarkable, soothing noise, like "Oooooo...", when in fact she would scream, "ARUGAUGUGH!"

• His remarkable ability to communicate, shut doors and pour large amounts of gravy on things using only his mind makes him an extremely good person to be in bed with, according to most blond, award winning female models who currently reside in Los Angeles, California...

• Growing up in Ghetto-Flek, a small town in Pimpin'-O-Tropolix, Aemunen learned to read his first sentence when he was a fetus and has since then, mastered all the languages of the world...except French.

• The New York Times hasn't said a damn thing about Aemunen yet, but only because they're jealous...

• He decided and eventually managed to teleport to Earth, Terminator style, after watching a full season of Scrubs while poppin' his granny's blood pressure pills, which is rumored to be the main cause of his pointless hobby of watching academy award-winning female black artists popping their collars.

• Actually, the simple image of a woman popping her collars is enough to make Aemunen moan like that of an injured dog who was stupid enough to prance ontop of a newly developed miniature cactus patch...

• He currently resides in New Mexico, where he tries to hit on Latino chicks. The End.