User:Adeya

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About Him[edit | edit source]

Adeya...the only man who has lived to survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris
Nagis, the man, the myth, and the legend you should all know and fear!....? screw it lets drink some beer.

Nobody knows where Adeya was born. Not even his mother. When recently questioned about it, this was her answer.

“He just showed up one day. I think he has always been around.”

~ "mother" on Adeya

Adeya is a mystical being of an unknown birth date and, questionably, unknown origins and is also the Co-Owner of the Gaia Online guild, Sairuto Shrine. He is skilled beyond that of human comparison and has a structural fortitude that is unparalleled of the human species. He is known as "the only man to have lived to survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris" Along his travels, he met Nagis, who he decided to take in as his disciple. Adeya then assumed the form of a neko or kitsune as to make himself more familiar to Nagis. As time progressed, Nagis became more skilled in Adeya's teachings and as Nagis progressed, Adeya gave him gifts to show his gratitude for becoming so skilled and to aid in his training. They can be seen far off in the mountains within the deep fog as the sun hits the icebergs, creating aa slippery surface which if perfect for their training to add balance to their training. Adeya has been passing down all his knowledge to his disciple for the past few hundred years. Adeya and Nagis, to this day, continue their training and the quest for the golden crisp bagel.

After a while, another kitsune made an appearance and drew Nagis' attention from His and Adeya's quest numerous times by her designing pop-tarts to prove her love for Nagis. Adeya completely disapproves of this " weakness " Nagis has and constantly steals the pop-tarts to satisfy his craving for the Golden Crisp Bagel. That kitsune was K.O.-Chan ad has been highly trained in martial arts but has put aside her training to pursue Nagis and to prove her love for him.

“Quit stealing my Pop-Tarts!”

~ K. O.-Chan on Adeya

How Rich IS HE?[edit | edit source]

Hes pretty fucking rich.

Pr0n?[edit | edit source]

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Would you add some? Prefably Hentai