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 Confucius says...
Read my past fortunes. Though you cannot pave the way for future, you can savor what was once, and now is, the past.
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December 2008[edit | edit source]
Confucius says December 7th
Five words make a sentence. Six words wish to, but fail.
- Lucky numbers
- 13, 29, 74, 92
Confucius says December 8th
Show love to those who who love you. And to those who hate you, wish a grue upon them.
- Lucky numbers
- 9,85,45,67
Confucius says...
I was lazy. No fortunes at this time.
Confucius says December 12th
An iPod Touch with a thousand songs can not hold a thousand emotions.
- Lucky numbers
- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
Confucius says whenever he feels like it, bitch.
Confucius says...
That man behind you with the axe, is he your friend?
- Lucky numbers
- 67,45,92,72