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“I'm in awe.”
“Shit!”
“The greatest Dixon this side of the Mason-Dixon line”
“WTF??!”
Campbell Dixon, affectionately known as Dixxxon, is not unlike many other young men of his age. But he has a secret. A secret that would rock the Dixon household to its core. He...is a living legend. A living legend with the ladies. His skills are legendary, and rumors have spread throughout the land. But alas, his techniques have remained secret...until now.
Laws[edit | edit source]
He does not take credit for these rules, nor does he live by them. You see Campbell makes his own rules; often breaking those rules he knows. Instead he trys to help those more needy than him, and to carry on the legacy that is Campbell Diddy Dixon.
- Rule I: A girl may not injure a man being or, through inaction, allow a man being to come to harm.
- Rule II: A girl must obey orders given to it by man beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
- Rule III: A girl must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.