User:陳鬼/MAGICJOURNEYPAGE0000000000000009999

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Just the first of a wonderful adventure! MAGIC!!!! RAINBOWS!!!!! GAY!!!! HAPPY TIME!!! Where will your next adventure take you? You NEVER KNOW!!! But before our drug addicted sex adventure can continue we must slay the mighty tentacle monster of doom! It's only weakness is spermicide... That's right you must use your own sperm to satisfy the tentacle monster of doom's thirst for gayness. You have three options: Give in, dominate it sexually, or slay the shit out of it...with your penis. Chose wisely.