Undictionary:bum

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Bum (plural Bums)

An unprofessionally homeless person highly trained in the arts and sciences of nonsense. In the mind of a bum, the following holds for all thoughts:

To get a job one can know only a single skill (e.g., playing a musical instrument).
To get money one can completely avoid salaries, reputations, and chipmunks.
To get out of debt one does not need money.
To get out of the asylum one need not act sane.
Home is for suckers.