Uncyclopedia Power Structure/Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs
The Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs is a position with in the Secretariacy of Uncyclopedia.
Duties[edit | edit source]
The SICOSA is charged with a number of difficult tasks, and because of this, turnover in this position is high. Duties incldue, but are not limited to:
- Filing
- Short-skirt Wearing
- Making-up-excuses-to-the-wife
- Typing slowly and inaccurately
- Dropping things and leaning over to pick them up
- Taking deep breaths
- Bouncing down stairs
- Delegating tasks to the Secretary to the Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs
Election Procedures[edit | edit source]
The SICOSA is nominated by the SOTU, ratified by the Undersecretary, and appreciated by the Committee in Charge of Making Sure that the Uncyclopedia Power Structure Template resembles a pyramid.
Qualifications[edit | edit source]
To qualify for the position of SCIOSA, a secretary must pass a rigorous series of examinations. Some of the pertinant qualifications are:
- Must be able to type
- Basic literacy skills
- Good GPA: at least a C student, preferably a D or a DD student.
- Flexiable
- Outstanding oral abilities
- Able to serve in multiple positions as needed
Impeachment[edit | edit source]
If a SIOCSA fails in any of her duties, she may be impeached by any of the Secretaries above her. While few SIOCSAs have been impeached, when they are, it becomes a national spectacle. See Monica Lewinski.
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