Uncyclopedia:You don't need to cite that my dick is big
 | This is an essay. It is not an ignorable policy on Uncyclopedia, so you should ignore it even more and disregard the mad ramblings of its writer. Or you could submit it as an Uncycloversity assignment in lieu of actually doing any work. |
Uncyclopedia:Verifiability is a core and important policy on Uncyclopedia. We take pride in allowing readers to question our statements; as long as they go fuck themselves because we never lie. As time goes on, professors and teachers start to throw away huge textbooks in favor of the superior informational textbook, Uncyclopedia's Standard Core Learning Textbooks.
As the awareness of Uncyclopedia's accuracy increases worldwide, it becomes more and more accepting with every passing day to present information as fact when the reference is from Uncyclopedia. Of course, this isn't allowed in Christian schools as they do not believe that Uncyclopedia meets their personal standards for reliability. No comment.
To set the foundation for the purpose of this essay, you must first realize that not everything needs to be cited. Only questionable content such as "Justin Bieber isn't a faggot" needs sources. Common knowledge such as "Adolf Hitler had a huge nut" does not require a backup source. For if you were cite every bit of information such as so then the articles would be filled with ugly annotations. Growing up, we hated reading for fun and you do not need to read for fun at a site such as here. You need details about the Battle of the Bulge? We gotch'ya covered. And remember, there are little to no citations because we do not wish for our pages to be filled with foul things such as "sources". Do you really believe we are here to deliberately deceive you...?
Still, even as such explanation is given, Uncyclopedia is still backed up with sources nearly everyday trying to verify already commonly understood facts. Uncyclopedia is a place of common sense.
Sometimes editors will insist on citing common facts such as Barack Obama will forever be the worst President of the United States. This is very annoying since everyone already knows this. Here is where the exception is. If you were to say that Barack Obama may someday look like the greatest President of the United States due to a potential more horrible President, you would need to cite the statement.
Alas, this confusing essay leads to my final statement.
If you say that my (no, not your) dick is big, there is no source required to verify this statement. However, if you were to say that your own dick is big, that is a different story.