Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Soldiers,

Persuant to paragraph 12, subparagraph 42 of Tony Blair's law:

We are unable to locate the Allspark.

The apostrophe no longer exists.

I can't really handle this, so I'm going to kill myself.

We must stand on our country's four most fundamental pillars of justice, freedom, and the rights of mankind.

And really, can we afford to act otherwise?

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