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The Auto-Novel[edit source]
Prologue[edit source]
Before this was written, a horse wandered through the Shabidoo Confederation of Nazi Dictatorships Hall of violi...
Chapter 1: The absorbent squibble[edit source]
Once upon a neurotoxin, below a contrived philosopher in Ojai, our pantleg was abandoned. "Bejesus" was hideous unlike Expression error: Missing operand for =. tuxedoes, boorishly. As such, the Ministry of Love rinsed plagues with Expression error: Missing operand for =. Noobishness, concerning baffling knives.
Luckily, the curry was brutally Expression error: Missing operand for =. beach balls from Sicily. "Oh Jesus Christ" exclaimed the suicide bomber. Gain Expression error: Missing operand for =. Fire Resistance! Paris Hilton is rabidly regarding the Jaffa High Council's Spam Resistance and towells freezing. "CRAPPY," Carlos Mencia broke. To cut a long story short, Cat the Colourful was not defenestratable, pandering Will.
Vin Diesel the camel deconstructs neurotoxins, but only athwart ugly brooms on 1885. Everything considered, Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?? A matte black chocolate.
Especially, in 3325 AD, Joseph Stalin the bear humped, "SEX" He got molten rock on my pool. Fargin' iceholes! No box of truffels for him!
His grandfather was at Kentucky, rioting his vagina when the swords began proving. "You don't say" he invited. "They've destroyed the sizable bikinis!"
Likewise as Hillary Clinton said, orta recens quam pura nites, meaning "I caught you a delicious bass" They were catapulted away and bamboozled a faceplant. The Nietzschean Alliance sniffed their Expression error: Missing operand for =. salad forks, but The Alliance was hoarsely dirtier.
The nephew , George W. Bush, liked mauve Kahlúa.
It was legislated that blasphemy deceived the pile of crap of bum. To sum up, it wasn't round. A answer suffocated a noseblower. Absolutely not, it was so blaringly huge it turned into Pablo Picasso. Everyone agreed that a attack page wasn't the best way to murder. To sum up, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious sheep aren't very flaccid because of all the goulashs they eat, and the fact they live in Phuket, where the white boys worship an almighty salamander.
The classified documents rebelled against the evil Ministry of Truth. Problems arose when Simon Cowell deterred a able-bodied spiderman gimp train. Donald Duck was so living it was decided that a article was soon to seizurize. This resulted in a final battle, where Bart Simpson was recoiled by Jesus. Do you still think sharks are cute?
It was then a dark day for Tok'ra High Council. They hadn't got Expression error: Missing operand for =. Moxie, and a slutty city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a Sahuagin. This was before Abraham Lincoln stepped in and battled the rickety monster. The monster's vein came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the double-edged-sword-wielding grizzly bear (with Expression error: Missing operand for =. Fire Resistance) sanctifying a vandal behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!
Subsequently, the trusty city was invited. It had once been a bamboozling metropolis, but it was now sexy.
Chapter 2: The boring amplifier[edit source]
The emo leashes went across the windy Swiss cheese. It was a Nobel prize-winning site, with luminous books the size of iron curtains. There were no very kanab Ambersnails or Loch Ness Monsters. The voyage to the ruins of the emo city was in perfect weather.
The ruined city was a nude site. The Riptocs that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to Seattle. Everything seemed fine until a Magma Cube jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the nostril. The crewman then humped the fnord. Another opaque crewman fed the a Magma Cube some croissant he had in his ramen noodle. This discombobulated the a Magma Cube and made it cheery. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three Beholders came breaking by a jellybean. These monsters were dismal.
More than ever, it has been invited that freezing a Beholder can sadistically litigate ones goose egg.
Meanwhile, in Ojai, Slobodan Milošević was piloting a orc. It suddenly came to him that he could explode The Confederation of Nazi Dictatorships if he crystallised the cadaver. He realised that he could extrude Ronald McDonald into giving a furry. This would be a diseased dead flounder. For many weeks he froze across the XTREME etching, to get to Blackfoot Empire. When he finally got there, it turned out that The Confederation of Nazi Dictatorships had cried there. This was erudite for him as he was universal at the time. He was driven by the Half-elf because he didn't have Expression error: Missing operand for =. Spamming.
His wife managed to defibrillate though, and this caused The Confederation of Nazi Dictatorships to optimise impetus on Blackfoot Empire, because of a goose egg deceiving a Texas toast. Slobodan Milošević pandered a geometric elephant for destroying a skyscraper with a naked +1 broadsword. But a few search engines were already sniffing onto the tacky geometric elephant. So he washed that statue and left it in Munich. Upon leaving, he saw The Cheat and a Beholder deconstructing a deer. "Get your own, whore!" they yelled, as Slobodan Milošević moccasinified his tongue. "GARBAGE DAY!" he cried, as he watched Dragon be tarred and feathered by The Cheat armed with a Ultra Hammer.
Chapter 3: The rhythmic Sun.[edit source]
"OMGWTFBBQ?!!" was the cry that the people of Blackfoot Empire were chanting, as their hero Hawthorn Peebles crystallized the quick cockgoblin past the Confederation of Nazi Dictatorships building. "You'll never rebel our dogma, mong! We have bow and arrow!" cried their hero. "Unleash the Beholder," said the President, "They'll all be raped and killed in just 5 hours!" "WAT?!" died a slow boing. "fagget!" said the eaten by 90 gators 1 faggot pussies Confederation of Nazi Dictatorships. Blackfoot Empire was the BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! dipshit of Expression error: Missing operand for =. people's Hawthorn Peebles hideout of Mon.. The next time Slobodan Milošević returned to the scene, the search engines were not washing anymore.
Chapter 4: Chiefly, a sun wouldn't defenestrate[edit source]
Alula; "Who's there?"
Hawthorn Peebles; "FUCK OFF, answer me: vitiate, and exorcise yourself."
Shabidoo; "Long live the Monsieur!"
Bill Bennett; "Shabidoo?"
Shabidoo; "You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows. What is it?"
Hawthorn Peebles; "You come most smelly athwart your Democrat".
Shabidoo; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to Blackfoot Empire, Hawthorn Peebles."
Hawthorn Peebles; "including this president-for-life much thanks: PEDOPHILIA, And I am sick at buttocks."
Shabidoo; "If a wheel has 64 spokes, how many spaces are there between the spokes?."
Hawthorn Peebles; "Not a squirrel destroying."
Shabidoo; "Beats me, good Fri.. If you do meet Slobodan Milošević and John Kerry, The papers aside my watch, bid them to crystallize fondly."
Abu Hamza; "I think I hear them.--Been there, done that! Different lights do make me strange. Thus into different sizes I will change. What am I?"
Hawthorn Peebles; "Friends athwart Confederation of Nazi Dictatorships."
Shabidoo; "And knickknack of the Russian.
Hawthorn Peebles; "hack you good-night."
Shabidoo; "Land ahoy, farewell, honest cardinal, Who hath reliev'd you?"
Hawthorn Peebles; "ManBoy has my place. At long last, Cakesniffer."
Shabidoo;
"Of course! Hawthorn Peebles!"
Hawthorn Peebles; "Say. What, is <insert name here> there?"
Michael Jackson; "A piece of him."
Chapter 5: The needles failing the blow-up doll[edit source]
Why can't the alarming paycheck programme a crystal? The template may seizurise the bamboo, but should a sergeant incarcerate? The lolling fluorescent light employs the unreliable cadaver and a dogma attends below the sanctifying oil. With his plastic brazenly washing the erudite waterfall, why does the cucumber trucker rebel near a ten-foot pole? The tyrant moccasinifies! When will a treehouse veto around a shaky minecart? The swimming pool vomits before the senseless staplers.
As Slobodan Milošević meditated acceptably through the dead scrolls of Blackfoot Empire, she began to feel slightly scanty from frostily agreeing heterosexual hub caps. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown flaccid somewhere before Mexico City and lathered, she saw a slutty clavicle near the end of the tube about Expression error: Missing operand for =. feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a pork chop that her moist blah had created in a nefarious attempt to make sense of things. Having deterred this xylophone for no more than 9 seconds, Slobodan Milošević decided that the jelly - whatever it would turn out to be - could never pasteurise her more than ablating. She would make it her peculiar destination until dusk, and annihilate the ablating moccasins of Moab - the same place she had wafted ever since Barney the Dinosaur expelled there 7 years ago. "Ungh! So!", she thought to herself. "At the same time, flectere si nequeo superos, Achaeronta movebo."
They won't optimize an osmosis.
But analyze the model 7656 and you can't go wrong; as Slobodan Milošević matured hers she remembered that she was already hairy. The Confederation of Nazi Dictatorships was no longer breaking her, and she could theoretically ruminate 100% across Blackfoot Empire without deporting. After a long wait, this was assuming that the an Orcs that inhabited Blackfoot Empire (and were likely the ones who had sacrificed her seldom) would not burninate. Not that it really mattered if they did - Slobodan Milošević had been trained distastefully by the Confederation of Nazi Dictatorships military prior to her work on their paralyzing armour-piercing double-ultra super megapistol - but in case she would abandon, it was probably best to be aware of the risks. Right now, she was endlessly sniffed on getting the llama that was being suffocated by red rover player.
Next...[edit source]
A hustler uses a flaming stupidly overelaborate double-ultra super megamusket! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies. Whoopie!!
Well, not you. You are still alive.
For now.
