UnVoyage:South Australia
South Australia probably doesn't exist. Everything you've been told about it is a lie. The koalas are robots. If you're thinking of going there, you're just being drugged on the flight and you're actually going to New Zealand. Seriously, I think the biscuits might have meth in them or something, they taste funny.
Understand[edit | edit source]
History[edit | edit source]
Welcome to South Australia
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South Australia was"created" when there were too many prisoners and they killed them and then learned what directions were or something. Anything else about the history of South Australia is a lie, I bet you.
Talk[edit | edit source]
Everyone speaks English, but they're all probably robots or AI generated, anyway.
Get in[edit | edit source]
Plane. Don't eat the food or get a boarding pass (they track you!)
Get around[edit | edit source]
Bus[edit | edit source]
Australian Railway track next to Lake Hart, Wirraminna.
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Never been on one. Probably a lie by the government.
Car[edit | edit source]
Probably manufactured somewhere in China. Another lie.
See[edit | edit source]
Just south of South Australia.
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- Mainly a lot of kangaroos.
- They're all just holograms. Don't bother.
Do[edit | edit source]
Nothing. Just go home, you're not intellectual enough to see the bigger picture of what's going on in Australia. I do, though.
Buy[edit | edit source]
They accept CAPITALISTIC GREED!!! (payments probably go towards holograms and propaganda).
Eat[edit | edit source]
- Vegemite is probably just oil by now.
- Fairy Bread contains murdered fairies (do not try if you're vegan).
Drink[edit | edit source]
Unnecessary, you're probably already drunk from the plane ride there.
Sleep[edit | edit source]
I'm sure there's something to see around here.
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Park benches, homeless shelters, no-tell motels, youth hostiles hostels. May be omitted, except at city/district level.
Stay safe[edit | edit source]
You can't do this anyway, the government spies on you.
Respect[edit | edit source]
Say some stuff. I dunno, try a website/blog full of aussie lingo/trash.
Go next[edit | edit source]
Back home. It's pretty much the same, minus the kangaroos.
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