UnTunes:I Eat Babies

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I don't like other people,
especially if they like me,
I think they should leave me alone
to my baby-eating spree:
I eat babies
out of unattended prams
I eat babies
and should you give a damn
then you should know
it's just part of who I am
and you can't complain.
I face discrimination.
At work they don't have my back.
I ate my boss' niece
and he had the nerve to give me the sack.
I eat babies...
I've been like this since I was I baby
it's part of me pure and true.
I'm just a baby-eater; there's nothing you nor I should do.
I'm a baby eater. I'm a baby eater. I'm a baby eater, yeah. I'm a baby eater.
I eat babies
that I stuff with cheese and ham
I eat babies
and should you give a damn
then you should know
it's just part of who I am
and you can't complain.
It's hard to stand my ground,
my boss complained about what I did.
So I'm finding my own path
and raising my own kid.
I eat babies
out of unattended prams
I eat babies
and should you give a damn
then you should know
it's just part of who I am
and you can't complain.