UnNews talk:US Govt. encourages Perverts!

• (copied from Pee review ;)I will say that it's not neccesarily a bad idea "Government *Condones* Perverts" but you could use a couple of pictures in it and maybe some statments from the government ? Pictures of George Bush ain't that hard to find on the internet ;) Your content just now is also a bit of a stub. You might think about expanding it with sections on how it was passed through the senate? (majority vote / landslide victory / scraped through) as well as maybe some parents who are 'happy' to let perverts at their kids now that the government condones it. And oppositely some Perverts who don't think it's fun anymore now that theres no risk involved. Personally I'm not a big fan of swearing for a quick gag. I'd take out "Johnny Buttbanger" and co. and replace them with celebrities associated with the activity like Michael Jackson or Boy George (I think it was Boy George who got done in Thailand or something). Hope you found this insightful if not entirely helpful :) --Jonjammin 00:46, 13 May 2008 (UTC)

Can you handle that? 205.240.146.14 07:20, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

Sorry, I've been reading uncyclopedia for over a year now, but only started editing / contributing last week so ain't got a clue how you'd get this added onto the main newsdesk. I assumed that it got added automatically when you added the 'un:news' tab :/ If not then your going to need to ask an admin somewhere how it's done--Jonjammin 15:15, 16 May 2008 (UTC)