UnNews talk:Mohegan Tribe names female chief

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This one is a stub. I saw the AP wire this morning and banged this article out. There's only one real joke, based on the concept that a woman chief should be news. What about a black chief? Granted, the woman was a member of the tribe, while a black person by definition wouldn't, but if we're going to be "bean-counters" (how many of this type, how many of that type), let's go all out. Readers should feel free to take this article in additional directions. "Potty parity" was the only one that compelled me, and I feel I didn't really do it justice. Spıke ¬ 02:54 5-Mar-10