UnNews:Wikipedia "sources" create misinformation
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11 March 2012
The BBC
External reference article sources
All these things have one thing in common: They are trusted as "reliable sources" for Wikipedia. But if only they knew what was happening...
Well, it all started one day when the BBC and all these other "sources" said, "Hey! Wikipedia trusts its faith on "third-party reliable sources" so people can't sneak in untrue information, but what if we said all sorts of wacky stuff like, man, let's be immature little children! So here's the latest BBC article on Family Guy:
Family Guy[edit | edit source]
U ALLLL SUKKKKK!!!! FAMMILLY GUUY
MEG IS UGLY CHRIS IS FAT PETER IS STUPID LOIS IS ANNOYING STEWIE IS EVILLLL
DESTROY FAMMILLYGUYUYUYUYUYUYUYUYUY!!!!!!!
Family Guy is a show that consists of the most dysfunctional family since the Jackson Five. For example, look at this.
Peter Griffin is the main proantagonist of the series. He is potentially unfunny, he is a white version of Homer Simpson, and this is what happens when he meets a stick figure:
File:Peter Griffin vs. Cereal Guy.png
Anyway, many people hate him, and hate--ENOUGH!!!!!!!!' *sighs*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Point is, he is stupid.
Lois Griffin thinks she is pretty, sassy, etc. etc., when really she is a nagging voice of reason bearing similarity to Marge Simpson. Lots of people in the family hate her, (surprisingly Stewie not so obviously), but Stewie has every right to hate her, like everybody else.
so doze r da parents, huh? pretty stooopyyyyyyyyyyy.........
When Wikipedia puppet editors saw this information on the BBC, they took no note of the sudden neutrality and stupidity shift and reworded such information onto Wikipedia, but his bot that he calls a brain couldn't process the information in the "wiki-way", so he came out with this: