UnNews:Token minority in upcoming BBC drama will not have their minority status used as a plot device

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Thursday, April 20, 2017

Little is known about the person chosen for the role, expect they enjoy wearing an octopus as a cap.

LONDON, United Kingdom - In what can only be described as a corporate first for the British Broadcasting Corporation, the director of a new series expected to air this coming Summer, has elected to wave their god given right to exploit a chosen minority's, minority status for everything its worth.

"I think it's an interesting move" said the unnamed token gay, black, Muslim, who's gender identity is that of a tomahawk missile. "I was looking forward to be being a role model for homosexual kids, Africans, Muslims and weapons of mass destruction, but then again, I guess I have never been given a chance to let my acting skills speak for themselves. My role has always been to serve as that Elephant in the room, endlessly pissing off the W.A.S.Ps in the audience until they inevitability bite me in the ass and I get fired."

Critics of the move include the London branch of the KKK and most of the Tories frontbench, who consider it quote; "outrageous to think that minorities could be considered as anything more than the media equivalent of dining room furniture or farm equipment."

However, public reception to the announcement has largely been positive with many people thankful that directors have finally realized that "black people can act too, even without molesting children!"

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